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Post by DECLAN "axel" COOPER on Dec 6, 2009 23:17:26 GMT -5
| from: i_am_sexy@hotmail.com | | to: jarred jarvis | | subject: oi bitch | oi jarred!
not talked to you in ages you little bitch so just wondering are you alive or have you been ass raped by the criminals you arrest? Seriously I need the details here man. Getting concerned for you Ohh look a butterfly LMAO |
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Post by JARRED THOMAS O'BRIAN on Dec 7, 2009 4:40:21 GMT -5
from: jay-bird@hotmail.com
to: Declan Cooper
subject: re: oi bitch | AXEL,
it has been quite awhile hasn't it? damn man how are you? no i ain't been ass raped by a criminal, and i wouldn't call other stuff rape really. xP details of what? wait what did you hear? O.o should i be worried man? yeah real concerned i see. go find your butterfly xP
-Jay
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Post by DECLAN "axel" COOPER on Dec 7, 2009 4:45:40 GMT -5
| from: i_am_sexy@hotmail.com | | to: jarred jarvis | | subject: oi bitch | Yeah it has been a while Jay. The name's Declan now so if you please, Call me that =P mmhm yeah ass raping it's what all of the criminals in lock up do to the police officers and vice versa because they get all bored. STFU leave my butterfly alone. Anyways I am good, Just grading some papers. How about you? |
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Post by JARRED THOMAS O'BRIAN on Dec 7, 2009 4:49:39 GMT -5
from: jay-bird@hotmail.com
to: Declan Cooper
subject: re: oi bitch | person who's name i can't use anymore,
ohh well listen to you "the names declan now if you please" psshh. dude you will always be axel to me sorry but that's a fact. i don't run the lock up so i don't gotta worry bout it man. i'm the one chasin them down on the street to send them to lock up. they tried to get me to go to the jail when i got back but i just wanted to get back into my job ya know? failing everyone? and i'm good. tired and bored actually but good.
-Jay
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Post by DECLAN "axel" COOPER on Dec 7, 2009 5:06:55 GMT -5
| from: i_am_sexy@hotmail.com | | to: jarred jarvis | | subject: oi bitch |
-.- Here is me trying to live a peaceful life of tranquility and you're digging up my old street name? =P Dude we did some shit when we were kids but look at you, Bloody officer of the law now at least I ain't gone down that road 
Ohhh so do you one day hope to run lock up to be ass raped? is it a dream man? =P
YES I AM FAILING EVERYONE AHAHA
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Post by JARRED THOMAS O'BRIAN on Dec 7, 2009 5:11:31 GMT -5
from: jay-bird@hotmail.com
to: Declan Cooper
subject: re: oi bitch | person who's name i can't use anymore,
hey hey hey your street name suited you very well so don't start bitching about it and ruining my memories alright? and you're forgetting that not only am i an officer i'm first sergent alright so pshhh. it's a title they gave outta reluctance and some anger. like it's my fault that i suited the job so well or something? whatever right? and hey everyone loves a man in uniform ;]
i don't want to go there, never will. and no being ass raped by a criminal is not one of my fantasies. you're a dick they better deserve those bad grades xP
-Jay
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Post by DECLAN "axel" COOPER on Dec 7, 2009 5:17:02 GMT -5
| from: i_am_sexy@hotmail.com | | to: jarred jarvis | | subject: oi bitch |
Ok FINE you can call me Axel but only in private ok? Don't be shouting it when you see me strutting down the street or anything like that. You probably do have fantasies about criminal ass rapage.. Dude do not lie to me I know these things. =P ANYWAYS. I do actually read the work they do you know I just choose to skip over the boring boring bits. We need to meet up for beers, Agreed?
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Post by JARRED THOMAS O'BRIAN on Dec 7, 2009 5:20:09 GMT -5
from: jay-bird@hotmail.com
to: Declan Cooper
subject: re: oi bitch | AXEL,
you strutter you, ok i swear just between us ok? though that sounds kinda dirty xP.
seriously you bring up criminal ass rape and imply that i'm interested again the next time i'm at the jail dropping someone off i'll pick someone up and bring them to yours so they can "get to know you better" ok? i'm not kidding. i have the power to do that and get away with it. skip over the boring bits? you mean 99.9% of the work? xP and yeah beers sounds like an excellent plan.
-Jay
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Post by DECLAN "axel" COOPER on Dec 7, 2009 5:28:08 GMT -5
| from: i_am_sexy@hotmail.com | | to: jarred jarvis | | subject: oi bitch |
Lmao you know I've always strutted thank you so very much 
I love me a good strutt around the place just swagger around like King Shit! Ahaha yeah that did sort of sound kinky Jay. See I told you! Ass raping criminals =P I dunno why that interests me so much but it really does. Anyways..99,9% of the work sounds about right.
OK then when do we get these beers?
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Post by JARRED THOMAS O'BRIAN on Dec 7, 2009 5:31:15 GMT -5
from: jay-bird@hotmail.com
to: Declan Cooper
subject: re: oi bitch | AXEL,
yeah i know you're a life-time strutter, swear you'd win medals if it was a competition. king shit or king of shit? ;] you should drop the criminal ass rape conversation right about.....wait......wait for it......not yet....wait.......NOW. xD
hmm...think you should pay someone to grade your papers like you paid people to do your homework back in school. well ok not paid...threatened...but still xP
when are you free to knock them back handsome? lol.
-Jay
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Post by DECLAN "axel" COOPER on Dec 7, 2009 5:38:48 GMT -5
| from: i_am_sexy@hotmail.com | | to: jarred jarvis | | subject: oi bitch | They need to make it an olympic sport or something. Seriously I would love that =P No I am King shit you are king OF shit my friend haha! ok now? later? now? later? I DON'T WANNA DROP THE SMEXY CONVERSATION. Are any of the criminals actually hot or not? I'm free right now actually ;]
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Post by JARRED THOMAS O'BRIAN on Dec 7, 2009 5:43:58 GMT -5
from: jay-bird@hotmail.com
to: Declan Cooper
subject: re: oi bitch | AXEL,
strutting? in the olymics? i can see the headline now "new sport added to olymic line up, STRUTTING" and people would be all "wtf?!" till they saw you do it and then they'd be like "ohhhh it's an art form. get rid of gymnastics we want to watch him all day". LOL.
i am not king of shit, i never had latrine duty thanks. xP i was always able to bribe someone or pass it off somehow. now. and yeah some might be? but it's rare to find one that is man. don't hold your breath.
hmm right now. see i dunno axxy-poo. xP not with criminal ass rape on your mind.
-Jay
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Post by DECLAN "axel" COOPER on Dec 7, 2009 20:48:19 GMT -5
| from: i_am_sexy@hotmail.com | | to: jarred jarvis | | subject: oi bitch | Lmao damn right it's an art form I make it look oh so fucking good and you know it man =P Yeah Yeah I know you have your eye on me all undressing me with your gaze and that whole wonderment that just flows from me like a fountain of wonderment and greatality. Just awesome! Oh haha you are so funny shoulda been a stand up comic instead of a po-po officer aye?!
Just get your ass to the pub I'll be there in like half an hour
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